“Why did the orca go to the dentist? He had a toothache! But seriously, don’t tell anyone, it’s supposed to be a fin-secret!”
“What do you call a group of killer whales singing? An a capella pod!”
“What did the dolphin say to the orca after losing a race? ‘Whale, whale, whale, look who won… orca-stration of speed!'”
“Hey, how’s that echolocation working out for you now?” (While swimming close to a dolphin)
“You know, for someone who talks so much, you sure do eat a lot of fish.”
“Nice blowhole, did your momma inflate it for you?” (Only recommended if the orca has a good sense of humor!)
“Ugh, these teeth feel dull. Do you think you could use your dolphin clicky thing to clean them?”
“Man, being apex predator gets tiring. Do you ever just wish you could relax and ride the waves all day?”
“I tried that whole ‘friendly pod’ thing once, but everyone kept asking me if I ate seals. Talk about awkward!”
