Seagulls, the masters of the beach snatch-and-grab, might not strike you as comedians, but beneath their squawks and divebombs lies a hidden flock of pun-loving, salty humour.
Here are some jokes a seagull might tell:
Why did the seagull cross the road? To get to the other tide, duh!
What do you call a seagull with a grudge? A salty bird!
How do you make a seagull laugh? Tell it a shellfish joke!
What do you call a seagull who steals food? A klepto-gull!
Why did the seagull go to the bar? To get sloshed and talk about nautical nonsense!
What do you call a seagull with no sense of direction? Lost at seagull!
Why did the seagull get detention? He kept dive-bombing people’s ice cream!
What do you call a group of seagulls gossiping? A squawkcast!
Why did the seagull bring a suitcase to the beach? It was going on a flycation!
What do you call a seagull wearing sunglasses? A beach bum with good taste!
Why did the seagull get kicked out of the library? He kept yelling “mine!” at every book.
How do you know a seagull is telling a lie? Its beak is moving.
Why did the seagull go to therapy? It had too many “gull-ty” feelings.
What do you call a seagull that can’t sing? Tone deaf!
Why did the seagull join the army? To learn how to steal with discipline!
Two seagulls are sitting on a pier. One turns to the other and says, “Hey, did you hear about the restaurant on the beach that only serves seafood?” The other seagull replies, “Sounds fishy!”
Remember, seagull humor might be delivered with a squawk and a swoop, so keep your eye (and your fries) peeled!
